queenrickon:

if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh

richwhitelesbian:

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

radiobread2:

If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game

germanys-nipples:

oh so there’s a mind controlling fungus now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis

cool

what are you even talking about it just kills ants

ernaldo:

i feel kinda bad for miranda cosgrove she didn’t ask to be born with michael jackson’s post surgery face

theyellovvbrickroad:

am i allowed to push people in fast moving traffic if they are mean and no one likes them

ledroid:

gdi i love bolin so much